I went for a little ride, just minding my own business and enjoying the countryside. That is until I came up behind a couple of pigs in the road. Man I tell you, they where rude and noisy and smelly.

Oncoming traffic kept me behind them for a while, and when I finally passed then I yelled at them. “Pigs.” They had the audacity to respond back, “oink oink”. I tell you, some road users.